{"type":"standard","title":"Swinhope","displaytitle":"Swinhope","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20081043","titles":{"canonical":"Swinhope","normalized":"Swinhope","display":"Swinhope"},"pageid":60471413,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/St.Helen%27s_church_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1390077.jpg/330px-St.Helen%27s_church_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1390077.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/St.Helen%27s_church_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1390077.jpg","width":640,"height":426},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274732608","tid":"619b4cb9-e672-11ef-abc6-fc300809890f","timestamp":"2025-02-08T23:14:01Z","description":"Village and civil parish in West Lindsey, Lincolnshire, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.448081,"lon":-0.16630715},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swinhope","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swinhope?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swinhope?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Swinhope"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swinhope","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Swinhope","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swinhope?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Swinhope"}},"extract":"Swinhope is a village and civil parish about 6 miles west south west of North Thoresby railway station, in the West Lindsey district, in the county of Lincolnshire, England. In 2011 the parish had a population of 172. The parish touches Wold Newton, Thorganby, Brookenby, Binbrook and Stainton Le Vale. Swinhope doesn't have a formal parish council and instead holds parish meetings. In 2011 Nomis recorded a population of 194 which includes Thorganby parish. Swinhope was a deserted medieval village. The remains were completely destroyed in 1969 but crop marks remain within the village grounds.","extract_html":"
Swinhope is a village and civil parish about 6 miles west south west of North Thoresby railway station, in the West Lindsey district, in the county of Lincolnshire, England. In 2011 the parish had a population of 172. The parish touches Wold Newton, Thorganby, Brookenby, Binbrook and Stainton Le Vale. Swinhope doesn't have a formal parish council and instead holds parish meetings. In 2011 Nomis recorded a population of 194 which includes Thorganby parish. Swinhope was a deserted medieval village. The remains were completely destroyed in 1969 but crop marks remain within the village grounds.
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The Sound of Music Festival is an annual music festival in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. It is held in mid-June and usually falls on the Father's Day weekend.
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